Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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