I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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