We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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