Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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