I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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