I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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