How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Randomize
