so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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