gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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