If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Farmville is her only friend.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
