He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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