i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
well you can't waste a boner
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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