u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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