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i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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