I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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