I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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