I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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