Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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