Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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