You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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