my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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