apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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