Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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