I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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