i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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