Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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