im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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