Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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