Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
dude. I can hear the air.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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