No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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