You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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As shirtless as possible
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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