I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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