your parents love me but you hate me
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I currently don't understand fingers.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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