just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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