I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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