Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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