You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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