she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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