You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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