normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
