Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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