i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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