apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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