I love black thongs
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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