Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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