He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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