i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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