I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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