His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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