Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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