I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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