I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Dick very happy bro
Randomize
