hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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