So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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